Funny gay sayings
Gay Humor Quotes
“Deacon grinned and raised his hand. There was a moment’s hesitation, a limited seconds where Deacon wasn’t sure whether he could really do it. Then he brought his hand down, smacking the center of Mark’s ass. Mark’s breath hitched, but other than that, nothing much happened. The spot Deacon had slapped was barely pink. “Was that okay?” Deacon asked.
“Was what okay?” Mark asked, lifting his head.
“Uh, the way I did that?”
“Did you undertake something?”
“What do you mean?”
“I might be wrong, mate, but isn’t a spanking supposed to impair a bit? You’ve got arm muscles; why don’t you use th—”
The crack of Deacon’s palm against Mark’s flesh made Deacon cringe—not out of compassion for Mark so much as terror that the entire house had heard it. Mark bucked, and the pink patch that appeared on his right cheek was quite satisfying. “Better?” Deacon asked.
“God. Fuck. Yes. Better,” Mark said into the pillow.”
― Lisa Henry, Mark Cooper versus America
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In honor of Movement Month, I wanted to highlight my favorite quotes from some of my favorite LGBTQ+ characters. Queer representation is so incredibly vital, and these words have had such a profound impact on me — a queer lady — and numerous others. Please enjoy!
1."I like the wine and not the label. Does that make sense?" —David Rose, Schitt's Creek
2."Sharing our truth is what will create us strong. So, here I am." —Nia Nal/Dreamer, Supergirl
3."Being a part of Glee club and football has really showed me that I can be anything. And what I am is — I'm gay." —Kurt Hummel, Glee
4."Look, I'll be offend either way. Isn't it better to be who I am?" —Eric Effiong, Sex Education
5."You're not loveless, you're not deviant...you're sensational." —Toni Topaz, Riverdale
6."What I'm trying to speak is that when I think about love, I notice myself, someday, loving a woman." —Elena Alvarez, One Night at a Time
7."I feel like I just solved an escape room I've been trapped in my entire life." —Fabiola Torres, Never Have I Ever
8."I walk around so mad at the world, but I'm really just fighting with myself. I don't want to fight anymore. I'm just too fatigued. I have
"Gay as a <blank>" similes
Revtim1
Anyone else uncover these similes friggin’ hilarious? My favorite ones that I’ve heard from the SDMB:
Gay as a box of birds
Homosexual as a tap dancing hyena (my current favorite)
I’ve also heard
Gay as a goose (the first one I can recall hearing, from an episode of ‘Cheers’)
Gay as a french horn
Gayer than cum on a mustache (some comedian, can’t recall who)
Gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys (comedian Patton Oswalt)
Gay as a chaise lounge
bup2
as gay as Christmas
Seinfeld - “so gay he buys Brawny paper towels for the packaging”
Malleus_Incus_Stapes3
Good Omens used “gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”
Morgyn4
I’ve heard “gay as a Mexican hat band.”
MeanOldLady5
I used to say “gayer than the Pride parade they toss in West Hollywood every year.” A little drawn-out, and plus I assume I need to update my reference now that I’m not in Los Angeles anymore, but twas my go-to nonetheless.
tdn6
Czarcasm7
Gay as a mayor
Gay as a playwright
Gay as a head of state
Gay as a Nobel Prize winner
Gay as a king
Gay as a painter
Gay as a mother
Gay as a father
Gay as a brot
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Takid455
10-08-2007, 01:10 PM
What are some phases Old folks say, prefer
..by the eye of a newt
..bumsnizit
CROMAN69Z28
10-08-2007, 01:31 PM
happier than a puppy with two peters
shaking like a canine shi%%ing peach pitts
if i had a head like that and it didnt hurt id be worried
Im from the south so most of the ones I know contain vulgarities and/or dont make sense. I still think they're funny as hell.
69Pony
10-08-2007, 02:59 PM
My grandfather used to say "Don't quit a job or a girlfriend until you find another".
Sound advise....
6'9"Witha69
10-08-2007, 03:07 PM
"We get so soon old yet so late smart"
"Don't leave the key in the chuck!!"
Bill Howell
10-08-2007, 03:21 PM
Cows are laying down=fish are not biting!
Tarapin (turtle) crossing street, going to rain at that spot today.
Spent my youth in search of money, consume my money now in look for of youth(health).
Joey_H
10-08-2007, 04:05 PM
"Tighter than a bull's ass in the spring!" I don't get it but I like it. :pa
"Gay as a <blank>" similes
Revtim1
Anyone else uncover these similes friggin’ hilarious? My favorite ones that I’ve heard from the SDMB:
Gay as a box of birds
Homosexual as a tap dancing hyena (my current favorite)
I’ve also heard
Gay as a goose (the first one I can recall hearing, from an episode of ‘Cheers’)
Gay as a french horn
Gayer than cum on a mustache (some comedian, can’t recall who)
Gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys (comedian Patton Oswalt)
Gay as a chaise lounge
bup2
as gay as Christmas
Seinfeld - “so gay he buys Brawny paper towels for the packaging”
Malleus_Incus_Stapes3
Good Omens used “gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”
Morgyn4
I’ve heard “gay as a Mexican hat band.”
MeanOldLady5
I used to say “gayer than the Pride parade they toss in West Hollywood every year.” A little drawn-out, and plus I assume I need to update my reference now that I’m not in Los Angeles anymore, but twas my go-to nonetheless.
tdn6
Czarcasm7
Gay as a mayor
Gay as a playwright
Gay as a head of state
Gay as a Nobel Prize winner
Gay as a king
Gay as a painter
Gay as a mother
Gay as a father
Gay as a brot
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Takid455
10-08-2007, 01:10 PM
What are some phases Old folks say, prefer
..by the eye of a newt
..bumsnizit
CROMAN69Z28
10-08-2007, 01:31 PM
happier than a puppy with two peters
shaking like a canine shi%%ing peach pitts
if i had a head like that and it didnt hurt id be worried
Im from the south so most of the ones I know contain vulgarities and/or dont make sense. I still think they're funny as hell.
69Pony
10-08-2007, 02:59 PM
My grandfather used to say "Don't quit a job or a girlfriend until you find another".
Sound advise....
6'9"Witha69
10-08-2007, 03:07 PM
"We get so soon old yet so late smart"
"Don't leave the key in the chuck!!"
Bill Howell
10-08-2007, 03:21 PM
Cows are laying down=fish are not biting!
Tarapin (turtle) crossing street, going to rain at that spot today.
Spent my youth in search of money, consume my money now in look for of youth(health).
Joey_H
10-08-2007, 04:05 PM
"Tighter than a bull's ass in the spring!" I don't get it but I like it. :pa